Monday, April 30, 2012

thinking thoughts

today I realized Mr. Smileyface :) doesn't have a nose.  It makes me wonder how could he smile and know he has no nose. Would a smileyface with no eyes and no nose )   be happy too. I guess we should all be really happy that we have noses.   o o
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Nuts, allergies to nuts. It's nuts that people are allergic to peanuts and  say they are allergic to nuts.Packages must say "may contain nuts" if made in a factory with  peanuts.  Also, people allergic to peanuts are not allergic to peanut oil, but they think they are. The last nutty thing is that peanuts are not nuts they are legumes.     By the way , coffee is not a bean it is a berry.
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A woman had her cell phone stolen and she was beat up by transvestites. How scary is it that in the West Village by Christopher St. there are Transvestite gangs.  That is really scary.
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Sunday, April 15, 2012

the U.S, Mail

My new mail person started on this route last fall I think. She is not doing a very good job, to say the least.
I used to get mail everyday , even  if it was junk mail or bills.  Now, I get mail maybe twice a week.
Perhaps she is trying to do me a favor editing what mail I should  get.  Who wants  junk mail and bills anyway?  One day I saw her 2 blocks from my house, it was a week that I had not gotten any mail yet.
She recognized me. She recognized me because I had complained to her, when she first started and i didn't get mail at all for  2 weeks.   When I finished complaining, her answer was  "oh, I thought you  moved".   Ummmm  WHAT??!#$%0&*%.  So I assured her I didn't move.  So when she saw me  a few weeks later and recognized me, as i was saying,  she  handed me a pile of mail. She said " here, I have some mail for  you ",   I never heard of a mailman / woman  doing that.  It's like I have the female  Newman.  "hello Newman"   from  Seinfeld.  On occasion, I am so happy to get mail, that I don't care that  she gave me my neighbor's mail  by  mistake.   I take what I can get.  Maybe i should have given her a   Xmas present.  I dunno.  I was thinking of mailing myself  10 letters a day , everyday ,,and seeing how many I get. Also put a note inside, in case my neighbors get my mail, " hey that's not your mail".  So  we will try that and see what happens.