new week

So, why do people try to give themselves titles or descriptions that make them sound on a higher status scale than they probably should be. We have metiorologists telling us if it's sunny or rainy, we have sanitation engineers that used to be called garbage men, we have philosophers who used to be called people with alot of time on their hands. Well the one that really got  me going was, a guy who puts a sock on his hand,and talks to this sock puppet.  He doesnt move his lips but there is is talking away.  Some might call him a whacko or  maybe a puppet talker.But Noooooo they need a fancy 4 syllable word for it. He a Vantriloquist. Now thst sounds very very important. He must have studied years to be a vantriloquist, hmmm that's a good major. Well i fart alot, maybe I should be called a flatulantologist.  or maybe we should call pick pockets who are quite talented cleptopocketologists,  Vantriloquists, it just makes me laugh. \ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone told me that people dont put flowers on graves in a Jewish cemetary, because they will get  stolen. So they put rocks on top of the tombstones to show they visited. Ok, would you believe,I went to the Jewish cemetary to pay my respects to some family members and wouldnt ya know it,,,, no rocks anywhere.... what's a guy to do?  well , yeah ,,, i had to steal some rocks from other  graves and put them on the graves I was visiting.  Hmmm ia that a crime?  I'm a rock-stealer ,  but can you imagine  how embarrassed I'd be if I got caught?  And after all that crafty stealing, a storm will come and blow the rocks off the graves.  What i'm thinking is a rock concession maybe with velcro. Seems like the idea has some potential. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you think expiration dates on medicine is just a way of drug companies and doctors to get you to come back or order more. I take medicines years after their expiration, and they work just fine. Ok  so I twitch and lost all  my hair ,,but hey what;s a few side effects , it got rid of my warts. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ where's my damn personal waitress,today , when i need her,,,,i ordered 4 dishes at a chinese restaurant,,, 3 of the 4 were not what I ordered. I tried to explain the problem but got nowhere . So i ate the wrong dishes. They tasted pretty good. But if i had my own waitress with me, I wouldve gotten what I really wanted. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ GRRrrrrrrr my GPS ,,,, can i shoot it? I set it to go to a steakhouse and it took me to an Indian restaurant.... another time I was going to a wedding at a country club in NJ,,, i punched in the correct address but ended up in an empty lot, surrounded by trees,,,, I hate it ,,and  it hates me,,, it constantly says  " make a U turn" ,,,, "you idiot I said right turn not left"

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