sayin hello

HELLO HELLO
So many different "hello" situations.
You go see an old friend, approaches with arms open ,looks like a hug is coming.
Yep , there's the  hug, whoa, the italian cheek kiss. I forgot about  that one.

Now ya see a younger guy you know  ,  you hadnt seen him in a few weeks, ,,, here we go, is it a handshake,  a high five,  a hug?  nope here we go the old shoulder bump hug type thing.

Now you see your cousin,  hug and a kiss,  that was easy.

Your walking down your street and  your neighbor says  hi, and  calls you buy name. You have no idea what her name is.  So  you give a big  " Hi, how you doin"

Then you got the same situation but your with a friend.  The neighbor says hi to you by name,  and your praying  you don't have to introduce your friend to your neighbor.. Hey,  how you doin , have a  great day, and you  push your friend to keep movin , fast.

Sometimes you see the maintenance  guys or the  mailman, or some neighbor you barely know.  you  look, you  say good morning . Maybe,, or you  just nod.

Sometimes your not sure if the person about to walk by you is gonna say hello. So you give the half nod, the one that  almost says hello, but you don't want to look stupid saying hello, so  you  give the half nod half smile, that can count as a hello.  You don't want to walk  by them ignoring them, so just in case they actually know you , you  give that half  nod smile.

The distance wave, and duck into your  house is  a good one, it's quick it's easy,

Usually i just do a few cartwheels , and  say hi, and make people really fell that i'm so happy to see them.