Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Parents and the trouble we cause them aka buying horses, cars, and boats

 We were teenagers, we really needed to buy a horse. An Apaloosa was what we wanted.
we didn't know about  checking the horse's teeth, or health. We just liked that the spots turned blueish when the horse sweated. We found an Apalossa  at Henry Miller's stable on Wortman Ave near Cleveland St.  Three Hundred dollars for the horse what a deal.  I forget  how much the  boarding was ,but we didn't care.  Well, the good news hit home about the  horse purchase.  My father  for  some reason  was influenced by my mother yelling  " You bought a horse????"  " Are you out of your mind?"
 Well my father  stepped in, and   I had to tell my partners, 3 of us, that my father was going down to the stable and getting our  money back , for the old broken down Apaloosa.  
          It was spring,  it was  flounder season.  We needed a boat.  Me , Mooney, and Red went to Cross Bay Blvd  near the "first bridge".  We stopped at  the Big Bow Wow for  Hamburgers first.  Cross Bay had lots of good places , like  Pizza City,  Weiss's, even Nino's moved there. Well we saw a boat for sale. It was a blue boat with a canvas top , even had a windshield and steering wheel.  we knew very little about  bouts. Red was   a kid who looked old, so he was our lead man. We started the boat up  checked it out. We had  literally no idea  what we were checking out , but the boat was  not sinking, that was a good sign.  We put a down payment on the boat.  Yes,  the news got out ,  we bought a boat.
A good horsepower Evinrude motor,,  i think it was  18 feet, and perfect for  going into the jamaica Bay and catching  flounder , porgies,  and stripers.  My father   went nuts when he heard about the  boat. I know  secretly he really wanted a boat of his own, and was just jealous.. But  he went back to the guy   and  insisted on  giving our down payment back.  My father was a big guy ,and  probably would have hurt the guy really badly if he didn't give our money back.  So he was successful in getting the money back and  making us giving up our  awesome boat.
         So  now  me  Fuzzy and Red were walking down Flatlands Ave. just past the  Bat-A-Way,which was a batting range, next to a  golf driving range. We stopped at  Carvel  on  Pennsylvania Ave for  some  Flying Saucers and Brown Bonnets. Then as  we walked further we came  across the  junk yards.  We went into Pete's,  we really wanted a  car, and wanted to fix it up.  We saw a great  car.  A 1956 Olds  '88.  It was  red and white and  blue and white.... it had  3 and a half doors.  The blue and white was one of the  doors.  The red and white was the rest.   we say a half door because one door was from  a  smaller  car, like  a  Rambler.  It didn't actually fit too well.  We had to tie it shut.
We found a garage to put it in up on Hegeman Ave. for  $30 a month. We drove and pushed the car to the garage. We paid only about  $150 for the car, to the best of my recollection. What a deal.  So what if it didn't run  too well, we knew we could fix it .. Well, we thought we could..  We were so  happy , oh yeah,,I forgot to mention ,, I stole my father's  license plate so we could  move the car and not get arrested.  That''s  how  my dad found out about the car,  he questioned me about the license plate.  He was  a  cop, so he knew how to get the info out of me.  The man went  bizerk.  " how could  this  SOB sell a bunch of kids a  car." my  dad said.   He grabbed his  38 caliber  Smith and Wesson pistol ,  and  rounded up me and  Fuzzy and  Red .  We went  up Hegeman to Miller Ave and  opened the garage and he looked at this mess of  a 3 1/2 door car and said " what the heck is wrong  with you kids?".. Of course the  car wouldn't  start, just when we needed it to start.   we put it in neutral and  pushed it to the the junkyard.  My  father  drew his gun and  flashed his badge.. He said " You sell these kids this piece of junk car..... Now you;re going to give them their money back",,, the  guy says  , pointing to Red,  but that guy is an adult,,, my father  said  that adult is 15 years old!"    Well Pete gave the money back and took the  Olds '88 back.  We were heartbroken,,, but  hey,  parents are mean,,, right?
      So  that was  some  year,  almost a  horse,  a boat and  a car.  After we returned the car, we went to Bella Pizza and got a few slices of  Sicilian pizza,  and  tried to forget our misfortune.  Parents,, Parents Parents,,,,  gotta love 'em

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