Things I hate:
I hate it when I go to grab a container of orange juice in the fridge and it is empty
I hate it when bugs get caught in a spider web and I don't understand why the spider doesn't get caught in the web
I hate it when I go to my Friday appointment a day late
I hate it when the cleaners gives me back money in my pocket and I wonder how much was really left there
I hate it when I get food made from pork and it says kosher ( jello)
I hate it when I enjoy making sounds like a wounded seal
I hate it when my farts can be heard by my neighbors
I hate it when my aunt has a longer beard than my uncle
I hate it when my aunt wants to give me a kiss
I hate it when I watch the pizza guy throwing the dough around, stop, wipe his sweaty forehead and start throwing the dough again
I hate it when waiters can't speak english and describe the dishes they are serving and i have no idea wtf they are talking about
I hate it when the weathermen are hyping a hurricane that won't really be much of anything
I hate it when I look at the toilet paper after each wipe
I hate it when i start grossing myself out
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