A CHILDREN"S FUN TURTLE STORY

There were 3 turtles, Mama turtle, Papa turtle and  Baby turtle.  Every 100 years they go on a picnic to a special picnic ground that takes many years to get there. So they pack   the picnic basket with all the good stuff that  turtles eat.  Some M&Ms,Kit Kats, atomic fireballs, and gum,  some cans of soup, some cans of fruit, jello, spaghetti , some cans of tomato sauce, some hot dogs,bananas, some Skittles, cans of beer and cans of soda, some cans of  tuna, and cans of sardines, some potato chips, pork rinds and cans of beans.  Wow, they could  hardly wait to start their journey.  It was a long and dangerous journey. They started out swimming across the ocean and along the way a scary shark came  right in front of them,  he opened his mouth wide and  showed his  giant sharp teeth.  Papa turtle  thought  fast and  threw some atomic fireballs in the shark's mouth while mama turtle and baby turtle swam so so so fast, and  papa turtle swam faster than any of them and they got away safe.  Finally they crossed the  ocean  and  got to the jungle.  When in the  jungle they had to walk  quietly  so the  vicious animals didn't eat them.  Several years went by, you know  turtles walk so slowly, it takes a long time to get anywhere.  They walk passed a Mr. and Mrs. Monkey,  and the monkeys smiled at them, and they  smiled back.  Then they saw Mr. snail, and Mr. snail asked for  a  ride on Papa turtle's back.  The  snail  climbed up,  now you know snails are even slower than  turtles, maybe slower than anything,  so  the snail is on the turtle's back and  he  yells out in  joy ,"weeeeeeeee", he never been on such a  fast ride.  They dropped off Mr. Snail and  continued through the jungle.  All of a sudden a giant  Gorilla is in front of them. Mr. Gorilla  is pounding his chest and  making scary noise.  He wants to step on them and Papa turtle throws a banana to him and they run  deep in the jungle.  They hear  loud foot steps and  a roar of  a lion.  Behind them they see a big Lion coming at them.  Mama turtle thinks fast and  puts some banana peels on the  ground as they run.  The lion slips on the banana peels and  bumps into  a  big fat elephant and says  OUCH!  Finally a few years later they make it out of the jungle.  They swim across a river, chased by alligators, they make it to the other side safely. They walk for  many months until they reach the  desert.  So hot , they are very  thirsty,  but  they   made a rule to only eat and drink a little until they got to the picnic grounds.  It was so hot, they had to open a can of soda, and they all shared it.  Then they heard a snake rattling and  about to  attack, Baby turtle thought fast and  hit the  snake with the  soda can and  they  ran away, and left the snake  behind with a bump on his head.  They walked and walked, and crossed 7 mountains,  they had to hide from a pack a wolves they saw.  Years went by and they could finally see the   Picnic Grounds on the other  side of the Chocolate Mountains. There was a  rainbow around the  picnic grounds,  and  butterflies and   pretty birds and  colorful flowers.  They couldn't wait to get there , so they could start eating the great food they brought. Especially the  M&Ms,  Baby turtle loved the green ones.  So they walked over the  Chocolate Hills and  they entered the land of the  dragons. It was so scary, you could  hear the dragons  making their scary dragon  sound  AHHWHRRRAHHRRRR!  The  Turtle family was   shaking in fear.  they snuck by the turtles slowly and  emptied a pack of Skittles  as they walked.   The dragons were hungry that  day, and they began chasing the  turtles.  They saw the different color Skittles and stopped to look at the nice colors and  then the dragons began to eat the Skittles.  Papa Turtle had read in the   book of  Turtle Survival, that  the only way to kill a dragon was to  get him to eat Skittles.  Well , thank goodness he read that  , the dragons started to fall to the ground  and the Turtle family was  on their way,  almost to the picnic grounds.  Finally, yes  Finally they could smell the flowers,   they could  almost touch the  rainbow.  The butterflies  were  around them,  Finally they were there.  They made it after  soooo many   years.  They put their blanket down,  put the picnic basket  down.  They made the 100 year journey safe. They were so hungry.  They started to take out all the food the  turtles  love so much.  The Kit Kats,  the  spaghetti, the cans of tomato sauce, the cans of  tuna,  the Reese's Pieces of course, and some  cans of vegetables and  fruit.  But they realized, they forgot something. What could they have forgotten?  They had the food, the drinks, the blanket,   forks , spoons, chopsticks. What did they forget?   They couldn't open the cans.  They forgot the can opener.  They all looked at each other .  They needed that  can opener. They were hungry, and they had travelled so far.  Papa Turtle said, " I'm too old to go back for it",  Mama Turtle said"  I'm too weak to go back for it", the only one who could go back was  Baby Turtle.  Baby Turtle was a smart one, and  he could run and swim faster than most turtles can. So , Baby Turtle said,  "OK  I'll go back for the can opener,BUT you have to promise me something."  Mama and Papa Turtle both said " OK, what do we have to promise?"  Baby Turtle said ,  " you both have to promise that you wont eat any of the  food until  I get back with the can opener."  They agreed not to eat, even though they were  hungry. They knew it would take a while for Baby Turtle to get back, but they agreed not to eat.  They gave Baby Turtle a map and showed him a  short cut. Baby Turtle left, and  said  "remember , you cant eat or drink anything until i get back."  Five years went by and Mama and Papa Turtle were so hungry, but they had to keep their promise.   Ten years went by and they started to worry and hoped Baby Turtle was OK.  They were so hungry  but  kept their promise.  Now it's  20 years, and  they are starving and thirsty.  Now  50 years go by, Papa Turtle turns to Mama Turtle and says, "  I think maybe the sharks  ate Baby Turtle"  Mama Turtle says,  " maybe the  poisonous snakes or the gorillas got him". They both figured  he took the  short-cut and it's  been  50 years. They were so hungry.  They were sure Baby Turtle would never  make it back. After all it was so dangerous a trip, and i has been   over  50 years now.  So Papa Turtle said to Mama Turtle,  Ok  lets just  eat  a little bit  while we wait for Baby Turtle to get  back... They agree that they have to, and that maybe their baby will never come back. So they open the picnic basket to get out some M&Ms.  They were breaking their promise to Baby Turtle but they thought they had to.  Just as Papa Turtle  opens the picnic basket to get the M&Ms ,,,,  Out of the basket pops Baby Turtle and screams out " Just For That I'm Not Going!!!!!!!"