inventions

My daughter had this great idea for an invention. It was  a  "locator".  You just  stick on a  little chip and the  home station can locate that device. Much like the  cell phone handset locator but taken much further.
She never did get the patent for the invention but it was a great invention, much better than my dandruff repellent spray that you spray on a collar and if dandruff comes near it,, it gets repelled, never a worry about dandruff.  Another invention that  was rejected by my marketing committee was ear purses.  Little pouches you wear as earrings, they can even be  gold, if you like. They open and  you can put little things in them, like contact lenses, Maybe even an Indian Bindi.  Anyway, my son saw a rendition of the locator, and he bought it for me for my birthday. It was just what I needed , since I always lose my keys, my wallet, and more.  So I get my things all set up so that they can be located.  Today I lost my keys, so confidently I  go to the locator to locate the missing keys. I can't find the locator.  Dayummmmm, wouldnt ya know it. Now I need to buy another locator to locate the locator.   Life is hard.