poop

what about  poop?
well, for one thing it stinks. At least it stinks to me. Sometimes our own poop doesn't smell so bad to ourselves but it could kill someone else. Dogs on the other hand love the smell of poop. If dogs had cologne their best seller  would be  L'Eau De Poop. Horses don't have any opinion, and to step in their poop is good luck. But it has to be dry poop if you step in it, otherwise I think it's pretty bad luck. Especially if you are wearing ripple soul shoes.  Q-tips are a great utility tool for cleaning stepped-in poop out of the grooves in the souls of your shoes and sneakers.  In any case, all of our poops vary. They vary from day to day, from person to person. In  Native Americans and Chinese Medicine the smell and color of one's urine is used to diagnose illness.  I'm not sure if the smell of poop can be used to diagnose illness, but based on the smell of today's poop, i'm a very very  sick person.  Moving right along here, Some of us poop twice a day, some once a day, some once every few days. The once every few day people  seem to fart alot. once or twice a day i think is a good thing. Get that stuff out of the system.  Sushi poop, especially when you eat alot of fatty fish , like tuna belly, or yellow tail belly, or salmon, that really stinks. Some say  if your  poop floats, it means your eating healthy. I think I eat a balanced diet, I have some sinkers and some floaters.  How about you? are you eating right?   Sometimes I eat corn just to see the  yellowy decorated poop.  Yes poop is like art.  It has it's own unique look and  smell.  No ,  I don't know about feel , except for  dog poop.  Dog poop is warm. I've picked up alot of that over the years.  So, whenever you eat , you might want to think about  how it will come out in the end. It's a fun thing to do.  Poop games.
    So, what about wiping?  I assume everyone wipes.  At times we may have to use big maple leaves or newspaper, or a T- shirt. Ordinarily we use TP  aka toilet paper. I grew up using Scott. The  cheapest stuff. I was a loyal Scott user. I hated the  knew  Charmin soft stuff.  It would shred and  you would lose some, with a good wipe. The aloe treated kind, will really mess up your  glasses lenses or sunglasses.  I discovered the  new  super strong Charmin and I like it.  It doesnt rip easily,  no shredding. You dont get much on a roll, but  I like it.  Some of us, use 2 sheets folded neatly. Others  8 sheets. I know a guy who uses one sheet, and says he gets the job done. Amazing.  I think he has a good diet. Supposedly, if you eat correctly, you  don't need too many sheets.  I switched from the semi neat fold to the crunched up method, better wiping power.    Do you look at the sheet after you  do a wipe?  Why?  do you think you missed?  or do you just check to see that your done wiping?  What about  colored toilet paper.  I like white. But  I've bought blue, pink and green.  It's bizarre that they  have colors.
     So, that's it for today, Happy Pooping!