cheap pots

Got myself  a bad cold. I hate that. So, what can I do to make it better.
Chicken Soup  of course. A short time ago, I decided to buy a cheap pot to cook with . So I got one in the Supermarket. What a deal!   So tonite was the first time using it, I peeled the label off and gave it a qiuick wash. Then I put the pot on the stove and it fell over.  I check the burner , maybe it was  not on right but it was on right. So i adjust the pot and it looks good and then tips over again. I say "hey pot , cut that out!" Sheesh. What a dumbly designed pot. Now we have a challenge  so i fill the pot with soup. I usually make homemade soup but not today, today it was progresso chicken  rotini soup. So I adjust the  noodles and  chicken and  move the carrots over . I'm thinking I'll outsmart this stupid wiseass pot. so I load up the right side , and i'm lookin good here.  turn the flame on  ,, all is well ,,, and  FLOP,,it goes over ,, i catch it ,,burn my hand  a little ,, and try readjusting,,but its not working ,,, so i hold the handle  for a few minutes until it boils and   pour it out and eat it.  The pot won, I cant believe a stupid cheap pot outsmarted me. I still cant believe i bought this ridiculous pot. Anyway, dont buy cheap pots ,,, you get what you pay for.
      OH,, and this  "trick pot" is a great gift item for people you hate