I like a Merry Christmas, but certain things just are beyond my understanding. We have to tip the garage guys and there's alot of them. Hmmm 20,50,100,200? They do get my car for me. That's why they are called garage guys. Tip the doormen of course or they'll lock you out. Tip the Super and maintenance or they wont fix anything. Oh it gets better, The Mailman,, tip the mailman, or he wont deliver your mail. Or screw it up alot. Wait a minute,, isn't that his job? If I give the mailman $20, that's for mail, imagine if I have a fire,,i better tip the firemen $40 each,,and what if I get robbed, the police should get $50. Hmmm now i'm getting sick,, What if i go to the doctor,,if i dont tip him he may intentionally prescribe wrong medicine or diagnose me with a rare disease,,, $500 for the doctor ,,, oh now the pharmacist, we want good drugs,,, $100 for him. Dayummmm I dont want them to put tolls on the bridges, I guess i have to give the mayor a gift too ,maybe $100. I think I should give my neighbor a few bucks,,or he might make noise all night. Where does it end, the supermarket, the cleaners, the accountant, the President?
Merry Christmas ,,you all,, i guess I have to send everyone who reads this something,,thanks for reading. Happy New Year
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